A couple of months ago I ran out of toothpaste and ended up buying a tube from my local corner store. I guess I should have read the label more carefully because it was this horrible stuff by Colgate called “Kiss me mint”. Imagine chugging cherry cough syrup and chain smoking menthols..got it? Yeah, well thats what “Kiss me mint” tastes like. Truly disgusting. Well, at least it was good for something – so now, (for no real reason whatsoever) I give you, photographed goo..